Nicola has a project idea called “Best Said”, which really was a PLETHORA of game plays mashed together, and always changing. But she would argue all of her quotes or saying were ALWAYS Best Said.
Please add to the collection with any you are fond of.
Lipstick on a pig
Making superficial changes to a product in effort to disguise its fundamental failings
Oh no ma’am Miss Pam
Oh hell no!
Bitch, Boo, Bye
Her version of: Girl Bye! or Bye Felicia
Show me the carfax!
Where’s the proof? When she thinks someones lying.
If it don’t make a dollar, it don’t make sense
Stupid ideas that don’t make sense
One-trick ponies turn to glue
You gotta diversify your skillsets
He got good cheekbones
Usually calling out some homeless man, who’ll find some “boo” to take him in
Chime in when you can chip in
If you’re not contributing in any way, you have no say
I’ll give them the girlfriend experience
Giving a client white glove service
Give me 50 feet!
Back up away from me
Hey, you’re humming along to my solo!
When someone butts in or tries to be a part of something they shouldn’t
Ruda ta tuda
When someones being rude
Looking fresh from a kidnapping
When someone looks like a hot mess
I’ll be your private dancer
Referencing Tina Turner’s song – when you’re disgusted w/ someone but you gotta play along with what they want from you
You can’t rationalize w/ crazy
Don’t argue with people who won’t/can’t listen
On the EL (even lower)
More secretive than on the DL
Busted his/her whole ass
Used either when someone took a major fall /got hurt – or when someone worked really hard
Slapped in the open mouth
When someone got completely blindsided by something.
There’s an ass for every toilet
“To each his own”
You don’t come around on the 1st
Referencing a paycheck, when someone’s opinion doesn’t matter
Between us girls…
When she’s trying to coerce the inside scoop from someone, she thought it was extra funny when said in the presence of men.
One box ready
Gotta be ready to be told to pack up your desk and get out at any moment
I’m just here for the free wifi
Explaining why she’s at work
I can do bad all by myself
Not needing someone that will drag you down or not improve your life in any way
Brown dogs! or Dogs are brown!
When stating the obvious or simplifying something that someone over-complicates
Let’s get the lie straight
Her calling “BS” on your/someone-else’s lie
Plot twist!
… and now the REAL story comes out
Gotta see a man about a dog
Her blanket excuse for being ‘busy’ when she doesn’t want to do something
Hey, you like…I love it
when she didn’t care how ridiculous it seemed, usually is used in a sarcastic situation
There’s 3 sides to a story… yours, mine and the truth
Usually to call “BS” or Drama
Back to the sewing machine…
Back to the work grind. Also added: “these underwear bands ain’t gonna sew themselves”
By land, by air, by sea
When someone tried everything in their power to do something or inform someone. Usually used as a retort when you get blamed for not doing/saying something when you actually did.
1st and the 15th, I’m here if the checks clear
Explaining why she’s at work